history

You stumble into the history section in hopes of finding a book to bash in the brains of the zombies. Unfortunately, the history books are gigantic and way to heavy for you to lift. You attempt to pull one from the bottom shelf but throw your back out in the process. Zombies are swarming on you now and your last thought is how ridiculous you look; bent over at the waste, one hand pushing on your lower back as zombies make a meal out of you. You die.