kinesiology

You run to the kinesiology section to find a book to bash in the brains of the zombies. You stop dead in your tracks when you realize how tiny kinesiology books are-little books for little brains. Hastily, you attempt to throw a few at the zombies now coming at you but the books bounce off harmlessly. Embarassed and ashamed you sit down on the floor in defeat as the zombies close in around you. You die.