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Sunday, April 25, 2010

plow through

You remember the time you accidently hit an opossum. You felt horrible about killing the animal but there wasn’t any damage to your car. With this logic you tell Paul you think you can make it through the zombie crowd by backing up a bit and flooring it. The zombies will bounce off the car with ease. You’ve seen it in movies so it has to be true. Paul throws the car in reverse to get a longer start. He stomps on the gas and the two of you go flying into the mob. The first couple of zombies do bounce off the car but not with ease. Once you get about ten rows deep the car gets bogged down in the amount of bodies and comes to a complete stop. You turn and see the fear on Paul’s face as the zombies fight their way into the car. You die.

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