pull hair

As the zombie moves closer you spread your legs into a wide stance and bring your fists up to the “come and get some” position. When he gets one step away you juke right and lunge left grabbing the hair on the top of his head. Since he’s a decomposing corpse the hair and scalp under it quickly separate from his head causing you to fall on your stomach. He turns and falls on top of you and takes a bite out of your throat. You die.